Friday, October 1, 2010

Seeking the Safety Saber

Dear Readers,

We need your help!

The Safety Saber is similar to a lightsaber, only it has a detachable microphone and different flash settings (one of which I suspect might induce a seizure in a squirrel). I only ever saw it once in the flesh; it was on a family walk with the Trouble and Strife, and thus I can be sure it was not simply my wishful imagination. With some luck Alien One's rendition will jog one of your fine memories.

Unfortunately, while I was busy writing the Safety Saber into The Squirrel King, the hallowed object disappeared from online availability.
If you can help us in our hunt for the elusive Safety Saber, please leave a note or contact me directly.

In the interim, you'll be happy to see we're building the sun.

Ruthless Whims


  1. I'm happy to see that Cleo is still consistently half naked. :-)

  2. And still enjoying the showers as much as ever - see the next post :)